Women Shoe Shop:
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” 20% Off ,
If purchased within
10 minutes “
Once a guy updated his status-
‘I’m gonna sleep on terace tonight’
After some time
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17 musquito like this….status…….!!!!
/l__,-.__/\_,_,-.
ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_
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ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend…
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“Please don’t smoke here!
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We know your life has No Value but Petrol is Very Expensive.
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What He Found There???
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100 KG Lipstic….
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.
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1st Guy To Second Guy- What Will We Do Now?
2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis, I Will Marry Ur Sis…:) … !!
It is active 24 Hours
365 Days….
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It start working When u born…………….
and works till YOU…………..
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GET MARRIED..
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” Wanted wife ”
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… 2 girls liked it
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And 140 men commented
” Meri leja “..:P
Student: Ctembruary
Teacher: dont be silly there is o such a month
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Student: exactly:D:D
so she sent it in the followin
text to her boyfriend…
‘sorry to hear about ur mom’s
death…LOL..!!’
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Us ko ragra tou us me se Jin nikla
… Larki ne Jin se Kaha
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‘ Mera Dimagh 10 times xiada barha do ‘
Jin bola :
Sorry Baji
Multiplication does’nt applied on Zero .
cabin friend asked:
what happened?
She:He asked R U free tonight?
I smiled n said… yes
Bastard gave me 50 pages to type;)
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Search result : ” We are also searching
Pilot’s girl friend: Ziyada ooncha mat urho.
Teacher’s gf: Mujhe mat sikhao.
Dentist’s gf: Daant tod k hath me de dungi.
… Docter’s gf: Tabiyat durust kr doungi.
MBA’S gf: Mind your own Business.
C.A studnt’s gf: Aby phle pas to hoja phir baat kryo.
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… Candidate : V’ll get Salary everyday.
that used in 1 Exam..
Join us to save the trees..
Say no to Exams….
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… “Exams hatao
Darakht bachao..
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Student : Facebook & YouTube
How many Planets r there?
Mars,Venus,Jupiter
… …Teacher: Aur Sunao???
Student: Me Fittt ap Sunao??
A Wife Rushed Into Her House Said
Your Kids and My Kids are Beating our Kid!