Sardar ka beta 5 Subjects main FAIL ho gya.
Sardar: Oye !Hun mennu Abba na kaveen.
Beta:O jaan day Abba,School da test c,koi DNA Test nai
A sardar went to hotel ordered chicken .Waiter: comes with the order..
Sardar: murgi di tang kithe ha??
Waiter: wo langra tha.Sardar dil??
Waiter murgi le gaye.Sardaar daimagh?
Waiter ji murga sardar tha …
Sardar put his pencil in a bottle of HORLICKS!Why?He wants 2 make it Taller Stronger & Sharper
Aik sardar sharab p ker ro raha tha Aik adme ne dekha to pocha Sardar g keun ro rahe ho?Sardar: kia batao bhai jis larke ko bholna chahta hoo us ka nam yad nhe aa raha!
Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A.This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?Sardar: You Don’t Understand.Last Year My Wife Died,I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again
Sardar Mobile Company Me Job K Liye Gaya,
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Usay First Ques K Ans Par He Mar k Bhaga Diya,
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… Which Was The Most Popular Network.
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Sardar : Al Quaida….
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio!’
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child
1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai
2nd sardar:yeah mera door ka bhai hai
2nd sardar:door ka mein samjha nahin
sardar:iss k orr mere beech 8 behan bhai orr hai
A Sardar was painting his home. On first floor he painted white color and on the ground floor wall he wrote. . . . ”Same as above”
Sardar had a crow, that was very soft. Sardar named him Microsoft. (My crow soft)
Sardar reading a book about blood. Wife:why are you reading this book. Sardar: Tomorrow is my blood test, so preparing for that.
A sardar was helping his son to fill his admission form. Son asked: what should I write in mother tongue column? Sardar: Hmmm write “Very Long”
Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected. Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000. Next month salary will be 10000. Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month
Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara. Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater. Again twins, He named Max & Climax. Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOP:-)
Teacher: What is the difference between orange & apple? Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple.
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to jail”
Sardar comes back to his car & find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’ He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole ‘Thanks for compliment.’
Sardar bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610 
Sardar in airplane going to Bombay. While its landing he shouted: “Bombay ….Bombay” Air hostess said: “B silent.” Sardar: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”
Teacher: What happen on 1869? Sardar: I don’t know. Teacher: Stupid its birthday of Gandhi G. Now tell me what happen on 1873? Sardar: Its 4th birthday of Gandhi G:-)
SA small 2 seater plane was crashed in graveyard. A Sardar was investigation officer. In report he said: 500 dead bodies are found and digging for rest.
Interviewer: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab. “;-)